Are you a morning person
Scientists confirm coffee doesn’t actually make you a morning person. It just makes you a very alert night owl trapped in daylight. Baristas are calling it the “espresso paradox.”
Paranormal Pasta
Local man reports his fridge is “haunted” after hearing strange noises at night. Upon investigation, it turned out to be leftover lasagna settling in Tupperware. Experts say it’s the first documented case of a paranormal pasta.
